can’t wait for the release of jurassic park 4D where they just let dinosaurs loose in the theater and you have to try to survive for 2 hours
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i’d like to see a version of romeo and juliet about a person that works at burger king and a person who work at mcdonalds that fall in love
“Deny thy corporation and refuse thy name badge.”
“A McRib by any other name would smell as sweet.”
“Do you bite your spatula at us, sir?”
I POSTED THIS WHEN I WAS STONED I HATE YOU ALL
#Imagine hanging around after school being grumpy and you walk along the street kicking little stones wishing something good would happen to you anything that’ll brighten your day #and then there’s this nice guy smiling and waving at you from the other side of the road and you are confused but you wave back and go on #and then you realize who that was and you stop rooted to the ground and nearly get a heartattack
I’d Captain Jack that motherfucker
I’ve seen this on my dash a few times, but I gotta reblog this one just for the comment.
When your parents call and say they’ll be home soon
Most perfect thing ever.
A nice change of scenery from the typically ugly general aviation airport hangars and warehouses.
When refs try to keep players from fighting
On the Sedin twins
Why is he on my team? Dammit Juice, we have no budget for this shit.